Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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