I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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