If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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