I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
You are the jesus of drinking
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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