then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
it's great music for shaving your balls
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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