we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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