is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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