Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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