I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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