I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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