apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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