she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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