i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
