all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Randomize
