i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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