all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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