her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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