where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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