Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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