question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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