Why are handjobs necessary in class?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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