i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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