I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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