I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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