my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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