And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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