Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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