No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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