It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Randomize
