Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I didn't notice because vodka
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Randomize
