OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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