ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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