scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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