when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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