i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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