Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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