Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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