so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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