what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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