I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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