dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
there was a trapeze. enough said
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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