you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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