She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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