it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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