Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Randomize
