Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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