Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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