u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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