i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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