he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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