R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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