what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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