so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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