haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Terrible idea I love it
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
