Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
kristin has been a bad kristin
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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