Non-Jews are for practice
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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